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( TOLD IN A COUNTRY AND WESTERN THEME FOR NO APPARENT REASON)
OK Y'ALL SIT DOWN AND LISTEN TO A TALE,
A TERRIBLE TALE THAT HAPPENED NOT SO
LONG AGO....
IN A HIGH SCHOOL NOT SO FAR AWAY.
A TYPICAL CANADIAN HIGH SCHOOL WHERE
THINGS WENT BAD IN THE WORST WAY
WHERE CIRCUMSTANCES MADE FOUR
FRIENDS, ALL BAD ASS WARRIORS TEAM UP
IN A BATTLE OF GOOD,
VERSUS EVIL IN AN ALL OUT POUND-UP TO
THE DEATH.
COOL EH!
VIOLENCE THE CANADIAN WAY,
GOOD OLD FASHIONED KNUCKLES ON BONE
VIOLENCE.
IN CANADA WE DON'T HAVE DRIVE BY
SHOOTINGS.
WE HAVE DRIVE BY POUNDINGS.
BASICALLY THE SMALLEST GUY FROM THE
BUNCH IS HUNG OUT OF THE WINDOW
FROM THE PASSENGER SIDE OF YOUR
VEHICLE.
HOLD ON TO EM GOOD AS YOU GET CLOSE
TO YOUR INTENDED TARGET.
THEN THE LITTLE GUY LETS EM HAVE IT AS
YOU DRIVE BY AT ABOUT 40 MILES PER
HOUR.
HOURS OF FUN, BUT YOU TEND TO GO
THROUGH A LOT OF LITTLE GUYS.
POOR LITTLE BUGGARS.
ANYHOW BACK TO THE STORY.
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Mr. Bitch is up to the challenge |
DARTH PINCH
EVIL INCARNATE THE DARTH PINCH IS READY TO FIGHT ALL CHALLENGERS! |